@!$% the News ( Sorry )

    Hey everyone. As you can see, there is a bad word in the title. Excuse the language, but in my opinion, it's sadly true. The News just feeds out information that we don't really need to here, like ........... a ............. car crash that is states away, or that someone got a broken bone in Canada ( or something like that. ) Those who LOVE the News and totally disagrees with my title, let me ask you a question: Do you really need information of stuff that occurred miles away? Did you know you can be safe by using your own thoughts and not relying on some show? Let's say phone is dead, cable is out, radio is damaged, and you have a feeling that something bad is going to happen. You remember that before the blackout, you were watching the news and they say that it was supposed to be bright sunny and not a cloud in the sky. When you go outside and you see that the sky has darkened and it is starting to rain. What do you do with yourself and your family? You see, you can't just rely on the news all the time. ( This has occurred before. ) Has this happen to you in a similar situation? Look - I understand that the News is trying to help you but it can be sometimes be scary and have your eyes glued to the T.V. , dying to know what will happen next. I call that the ' news of surprising wonder ' spell. This is my paragraph on my feelings of the news. Have a good day.

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                                                            Alexandra S. Lane

" Friends "

Have you ever felt like you're constantly left out sometimes?
Or that you don't have anything to say in front of your friends?
Or you feel like that you're friends are talking about you behind your back?
That you are the third wheel?

What up with the new watch?!?

Recently on a commercial, there was a new watch ( below ) that from dad, it was only used for television and heros. It's very cool, but don't you agree that the creators could have thought of it a long time ago? I mean, like it's a watch and a phone together. What's next, a telephone? ( television and a phone connected ) Or a meraphone? ( a mirror and phone connected ) Try to make some up and text me on Facebook. Anyway, it would be funny when you would have the watch close to your mouth and if you imagined it, you would be a spy! All undercover and a secret spy, plus future hero. I wonder how much it would cost, maybe $ 90.99. And by the way, what's up with the .99? All you're doing is trying to have the person spend more money by a dollar!! The world is sure crazy.

Thanks for reading my blog and I hope you liked it.
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People

Hello everybody. Today I am going to write to you about some people who is either annoying, an idiot,  or dumb. I will share with you some real live experiences about some people who has either one of the three words I wrote.

• Operators:

Today or last night, I don't know, my mom called somebody having the need to find an piece for her showing machine and the women was as known as ( an idiot + annoying ) snotty. This lady was not nice according to her tone. She seemed frustrated about what mom wanted, also possibly annoyed. The operator didn't say, Have a nice day! , instead she said nothing. I can do way better than her, and I'll prove it -

Me - Hello! What do you search today!

Costumer - Umm, bobby pins?

Me - Alright, what kind of bobby pins? Do you have a specific kind you need?

Costumer - Yeah, the colored ones.*

Me - Alright. You will need to go to __________ and get them!

Costumer - Thank you!

Me - You're welcome! Have a nice day.

Costumer - You too.

* Just to clarify, I'm making this up
That is what I would do. Let's move on!

• Excellent cashiers:

Those who are new at the job at cashiering, I understand the long wait and the fact that you need help doing something, but those who had the job for a long time, and you still don't know, come on! Here are the options of the problem:

1. You had a stroke a thousand of times
2. You had amnesia 
3. You had your head whacked quite a few times
4. You skipped collage
5. You are drunk every night

If you had anything from the list, consider a job at a fun house, full of kids! You will forget everything anyway! :-)

• People who works at clothing stores

Some people who works at clothing stores like Justice or Target could be annoying. Like one time, when I was at a store ( I won't mention the name ) and when I was changing, some employees kept on telling me if I needed help. It felt like they were trying to win me over! I was like, " OMG! " and wanted to never go to the place again.

• Waiters

Some people who are newbies and slow at things and confused, I understand. People who have a rough job and grumpy about something. If you had a relative subject and you don't know what to do, take a nice deep breath and do it again 15 times. Especially if you want / need to be a better waiter or waitress, here's a tip:

1. Have one person to be with you
2. Have a table
3. Have a fake menu
4. Be polite
5. Have play - dough
6. Make food
7. Serve!

Good luck!

This is my blog about people and I hope you enjoyed it. Have a good time and be good!

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Would You Rather......

Hello Readers,
                   Today I am going to ask some questions and I want you to comment.

                            Would you rather....
                                             Lose love or money?
                                           Lose your food or house?
                                         Win a million bucks or a mansion?
                                   Eat the same breakfast for a month or the same dinner?

           Alright, I think that is about enough for today! Bye have fun answering these questions!

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Poem about Tyler

Hello Readers,
       Here is a poem about my beloved brother, Tyler.
        
                                                                                                Tyler,
                                                                                      You cry, and laugh,
                                                                                         You are so cute,
                                                                               And you keep the family together,
                                                                                       and the love together.
                                                                                  I don't know how you do it,
                                                                                        but you are awesome.
                                                                                            Thanks little guy.

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Michael Jackson

Hello readers,

            Today I am going to talk about my absolute FAVORITE singer in the entire GLOBE. His name is Michael Jackson <3 (heart) all of you may know him, but if you don't, i'll talk about him tell you and why I love him.

Michael Jackson was born on August,29th,1958. he was soooooo famous, he would get accosted. Accosted means to get like grabbed, beaten up, and all torn out.

The reason I love Michael Jackson ( I am his BIGGEST fan, like, he was alive when I was alive!!) is because he is my HERO!!!! The reason he is my hero because he made me started to just LOVE Rock In Roll.

I react to his Music by screaming my lungs out ( well, I can't do it in my house because we have neighbors.) And also, I love his voice!! Plus his hair, and his hat, he looks soo handsome in any way.When I started to listen to his music, almost all of the girls in my class, some how, they started to love Michael Jackson too!

Also, I have a WII and I have his video game!! All you have to do is to follow instructions, and dance! Boy, do I love that Dance game.

Sadly, he died on June, 25, 2009 or 2010. I don't know.

Sigh....... well, that is all I want to tell you about Michael Jackson. I hope you learned a little about Michael Jackson. Well, i'll write again to you all later! Bye!

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Buy Immortal (Deluxe Version) here. I freaking love this music!!!