" Friends "

Have you ever felt like you're constantly left out sometimes?
Or that you don't have anything to say in front of your friends?
Or you feel like that you're friends are talking about you behind your back?
That you are the third wheel?

What up with the new watch?!?

Recently on a commercial, there was a new watch ( below ) that from dad, it was only used for television and heros. It's very cool, but don't you agree that the creators could have thought of it a long time ago? I mean, like it's a watch and a phone together. What's next, a telephone? ( television and a phone connected ) Or a meraphone? ( a mirror and phone connected ) Try to make some up and text me on Facebook. Anyway, it would be funny when you would have the watch close to your mouth and if you imagined it, you would be a spy! All undercover and a secret spy, plus future hero. I wonder how much it would cost, maybe $ 90.99. And by the way, what's up with the .99? All you're doing is trying to have the person spend more money by a dollar!! The world is sure crazy.

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People

Hello everybody. Today I am going to write to you about some people who is either annoying, an idiot,  or dumb. I will share with you some real live experiences about some people who has either one of the three words I wrote.

• Operators:

Today or last night, I don't know, my mom called somebody having the need to find an piece for her showing machine and the women was as known as ( an idiot + annoying ) snotty. This lady was not nice according to her tone. She seemed frustrated about what mom wanted, also possibly annoyed. The operator didn't say, Have a nice day! , instead she said nothing. I can do way better than her, and I'll prove it -

Me - Hello! What do you search today!

Costumer - Umm, bobby pins?

Me - Alright, what kind of bobby pins? Do you have a specific kind you need?

Costumer - Yeah, the colored ones.*

Me - Alright. You will need to go to __________ and get them!

Costumer - Thank you!

Me - You're welcome! Have a nice day.

Costumer - You too.

* Just to clarify, I'm making this up
That is what I would do. Let's move on!

• Excellent cashiers:

Those who are new at the job at cashiering, I understand the long wait and the fact that you need help doing something, but those who had the job for a long time, and you still don't know, come on! Here are the options of the problem:

1. You had a stroke a thousand of times
2. You had amnesia 
3. You had your head whacked quite a few times
4. You skipped collage
5. You are drunk every night

If you had anything from the list, consider a job at a fun house, full of kids! You will forget everything anyway! :-)

• People who works at clothing stores

Some people who works at clothing stores like Justice or Target could be annoying. Like one time, when I was at a store ( I won't mention the name ) and when I was changing, some employees kept on telling me if I needed help. It felt like they were trying to win me over! I was like, " OMG! " and wanted to never go to the place again.

• Waiters

Some people who are newbies and slow at things and confused, I understand. People who have a rough job and grumpy about something. If you had a relative subject and you don't know what to do, take a nice deep breath and do it again 15 times. Especially if you want / need to be a better waiter or waitress, here's a tip:

1. Have one person to be with you
2. Have a table
3. Have a fake menu
4. Be polite
5. Have play - dough
6. Make food
7. Serve!

Good luck!

This is my blog about people and I hope you enjoyed it. Have a good time and be good!

                                                                            This is a blog by,
                                                                             Alexandra Lane